SANTA BARBARA, California (November 9, 1997 11:23 p.m. EST) --
Speef Narkle Ministries' Reverend Speef Narkle declared Sunday that humans had to "give me all your money or perish in the flames of the devil." In response, millions of Narkle Heads marched outside the U.S. Mint, urging the government of the United States of America to "come to its senses."

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