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Important Announcement: Speef Narkle Ministries Monday, Oct. 13 announced the winners of the Lungs Around the World tour. The two lucky stoners will be starting their tour in Amsterdam for the Cannabis Cup in November. Then they will be whisked off too Nepal and South-East Asia for the latter part of their brain wrecking vacation. So if you see two fucked up narkleheads with Speef Narkle t-shirts, be sure to say Gratz Meef. One of them also wanted me to ask any of you narkleheads for advice on the Cannabis Cup. So if you have any hints etc. please send them to email@example.com with Cup Hints in the subject. Thanks a fuckload.