Smoked some acid-laced joints with my Uncle Buford this weekend. It was cool. Then we did a little PCP and ordered some hookers. That was cool. Then we made bombs and shot guns. Pretty cool. OK, so maybe I didn't hang out with my Uncle Buford this weekend. I just pretty much got super stoned and stared into the monitor all weekend and this lie about my Uncle Buford was all that I could come up with. Fuck, what a shitty day for Narkleheads everywhere.

Important Announcement: Speef Narkle Ministries Monday, Oct. 13 announced the winners of the Lungs Around the World tour. The two lucky stoners will be starting their tour in Amsterdam for the Cannabis Cup in November. Then they will be whisked off too Nepal and South-East Asia for the latter part of their brain wrecking vacation. So if you see two fucked up narkleheads with Speef Narkle t-shirts, be sure to say Gratz Meef. One of them also wanted me to ask any of you narkleheads for advice on the Cannabis Cup. So if you have any hints etc. please send them to with Cup Hints in the subject. Thanks a fuckload.

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