To: derekj@earthlink.net
Rug Fart,
You are two idiots. You spineless twerp. Lets fight, jungle gym after school. Be there or be yeller.
Kip Winkler
--
Reverend Speef Narkle says "Rip Farts, Not War"
speefnarkle.com
For Stoners. By Stoners.
http://www.speefnarkle.com/
Subject: Great Service
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 03:44:13 -0700
From:
To: druginfo@paranoia.com
I too smoke mountains of crack every day, and I must say that I have found your information page more that helpfull in fulfilling my natural curiosity about drugs. Kudos and gorilla turds for a job well done.
Subject: Quite Informative
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 03:50:41 -0700
From:
To: carl@commonlink.net
Yes In-Double-Deedy! Well put my good man. Excellent job chap. Riveting, stimulating. A true boon in a forest of fuzzy tricycles. Kudos.
Subject: Blast of Turbo Good Blasts
Subject: Actual Quantities?
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 03:59:34 -0700
From:
To: muggles@hempbc.com
I smoke about four thousand pinkie sized joints every week. I have no idea how much pot that really is because my roomate always has a trash bag full of it. If there's an easy way of figuring this out could you please tell me.
- Rev
Subject: Cuca Bombs
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 04:03:22 -0700
From:
To: freako@warehouse.net
I've heard legend about a special type of weed that is grown in a vacuum and the buds are refered to as Cuca Bombs. I have not been able to find any reference of this and am seeking any information.
Smoking my way through time,
-Rev
Subject: Grating Weed With Asprin
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 04:07:34 -0700
From:
To: xroach@hempbc.com
Grux,
Tds to your magazine, I am able to get a better grasp on the issues facing the modern participant in celestial understanding of the cosmic renaissance. Do you watch American Gladiators?
-Rev
Subject: Smokable Funny Fun
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 04:18:00 -0700
From:
To: maryjane@discover.nl
Man, I smoke tons of weed all day and all night, I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH! Do you think I should smoke more, because it just isn't having the same effect on me as when I first started smoking the stuff?
Thanks in advance,
Rev
Subject: Useful
Date: Sat, 26 Jul 1997 04:28:07 -0700
From:
To: drugs@lycaeum.org
I am a carpenter by day and I usually start off in the morning with five or siz large tabs of acid. I find that it really helps me to see dwarves and bugles. See I used to play the clarinet as a kid and my friend would smoke grasshoppers inbetween band class and lunchtime. Anyway, keep up the good work.
Contents may furry,
-Rev
Subject: Filming This Weekend
Date: Wed, 30 Jul 1997 18:57:37 -0700
From:
To: JasonH@autobytel.com
Manimal,
Its Fiesta this week and weekend in Santa Barbara (good Partying), I'll also be filming some WeedMasters III on saturday day if you're interested in getting involved.
Whats your phone #? Hows your new job and pad holmes?
We goota start arranging the Europe trip later this year.
the rev
Subject: Fudge Burners
Date: Wed, 06 Aug 1997 23:25:55 -0700
From:
To:
Hey Blues Hooker,
Whats your phone number. We have to go to the Amsterdam Party. I want to get busting on it. Are you going to Burning Man? WMIII went so well on Saturday. I'm psuper psyched. 17.5 minutes in 5 hours.
And a bunch of other shit!!!
Subject: Assim Its Me Belt!!
Date: Thu, 07 Aug 1997 21:19:44 -0700
From:
To: wolfgang.leeb@computerhaus.at
Hey master,
Life here is TITSEN. I am starting to nail down plans for the Cannabis Cup in amsterdam November 24-28, 1997. You going, broham? Gernot (smoke machine) Williams going. ITS GONNA KICK BACKSIDE!
Check out my web site. http://www.speefnarkle.com/
What you been up to?
RI:IJHFKJJ IT!
the rev
Subject: Use of MS InterDev
Date: Fri, 08 Aug 1997 00:14:34 -0700
From:
To: moses@wired.com
Why not bypass the limitations of html and send the data through active components?
--
Reverend Speef Narkle says "Rip Farts, Not War"
speefnarkle.com
For Stoners. By Stoners.
http://www.speefnarkle.com/
Subject: High Intensity Hypertext Shitola!!!!
Date: Fri, 08 Aug 1997 00:16:31 -0700
From:
To: webmonkey@hotwired.com
Your department has helped me take over the galaxy. I am perminantly indebted to your site for my web page. Nitro burning turbo spiffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Subject: Deadly Drink
Date: Fri, 08 Aug 1997 00:21:06 -0700
From:
To: cocktail@hotwired.com
You fuckers ever heard about a Speef Narkle? It will fucking rot your tits off!
Subject: Unprecedented Controversy on Goat Flatulence
Date: Fri, 08 Aug 1997 00:28:32 -0700
From:
Newsgroups:
talk.religion.misc
So what if some of us want to inhale goat farts. Everybody did it when they were a kid. Eh? So what's the big fuss?
- Confused,
the rev
Subject: Definition of Salon and its Comingulation with Technology
Date: Fri, 08 Aug 1997 00:35:44 -0700
From:
To: scottr@Salon1999.com
The true meaning of salon has been successfully realized in the pages of Salon E-Zine. Of course I don't understand anything about the site because I don't speak any english.
Subject: Presence of Undefined Nomenclature
Date: Fri, 08 Aug 1997 00:48:00 -0700
From:
To: armchair@troi.cc.rochester.edu
You make me sick buddy. Such archaic approaches to wealth building are no more effective than Don Lapre's money making gizmo. Hand the post over to someone with some backbone.
- Crud Bakedly
the rev
Subject: Operation:Crumb Weasel
Date: Mon, 11 Aug 1997 23:58:17 -0700
From:
To: chris@factory.net
GET WOOLY
Subject: Rug Farts, Chia Tits, Hugenots, Crio Dugans
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:05:04 -0700
From:
To: jsissons@ihug.co.nz
Subject: Hydro Thermic Fart Skittle
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:11:03 -0700
From:
To: bigron@bigron.com
Subject: Blug a Cruddy Fart PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPppFFTTttT
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:13:54 -0700
From:
To: eric@findinfo.com
Subject: Slick Poo Skids in Yer Choner Pud
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:19:45 -0700
From:
To: info@thoughtport.com
Subject: Cargo Farts 3 for 47$
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:34:36 -0700
From:
To: o2e192@ugrad.cs.ubc.ca
Subject: Carnival Farts, Chimpanzee Tits
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:36:08 -0700
From:
To: davidtan@cts.com
Subject: A Cut Above Gorilla Farts
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:40:36 -0700
From:
To: jason@scrod.com
Jason,
Your site rips. Its hard to find up to date Thompson news. Can't get the real audio to work for the Conan interview.
-the rev
Subject: Forty Farts, Three Juicy Terds and your Pud Rake
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:43:00 -0700
From:
To: funny@funnies.com
Subject: Garbo's Fart Slick
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:45:35 -0700
From:
To: matthews@up.lib.mi.us
Subject: Hairry Ball Sack's
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:49:17 -0700
From:
To: knkv.bondsbureau@inter.nl.net
Subject: Cable Farts
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:50:29 -0700
From:
To: webmaster@starcreations.com
Subject: freeze dried lemur farts
Date: Tue, 12 Aug 1997 00:52:49 -0700
From:
To: sol@solscape.com
Subject: stoned out of my ass
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:26:37 -0700
From:
To: Morsing@BioGate.com
i smoked so much fucking dope my lungs are gonna groat.
Subject: beef meat beef meat beef meat
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:32:46 -0700
From:
To: mmitsuru@st.rim.or.jp
Relo Keekbeefle,
It is a pleasure to gbe ldkjf and cordial. It's not every day that sdfljk go out and ldgksj the sdaflkjs.
Subject: fresh and dope
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:35:48 -0700
From:
To: k-ishii@mxs.meshnet.or.jp
brohams,
that shit be dope and shit. fucka rud skitter beef skeedle freef mogul! If I could i woul creego numen.
Anytime,
-the rev
Subject: asdflkj; dsfljhgty?
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:36:54 -0700
From:
To: reed@iac.co.jp
Wekrt werkulr ,kukl. Tsdkfh on top of the current liberations held by the actions.
Subject: fart loaders four to fart on a cat
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:43:11 -0700
From:
To: uwamukip@big.or.jp
hey bro, how do I get to the jklasdf of never thrugh?
Subject: i smoke tons of dope and sometimes I smoke crack, JUst kidding I don't do any of that stuff!
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:48:05 -0700
From:
To: csinc@gol.com
employ me, I am GOD
Subject: tapir farts and the truth of gooodyieslkjf
Date: Wed, 13 Aug 1997 00:49:42 -0700
From:
To: info@cpir.com
I a god!!! deefendorferreelokeekbeefle.
Subject: Serious trouble with DMT
Date: Wed, 20 Aug 1997 23:58:07 -0700
From:
To: druginfo@paranoia.com
I keep "UTILIZING" DMT to hang around invisible midgets. Which isn't so bad if its once or twice a day. But lately I have been "UTILIZING" a lot more of it. Is that http://www.speefnarkle.com/ good?
Subject: lazer moustache
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:03:52 -0700
From:
To: director@lycaeum.org
hey hookers eat ham! Thank god there is a site with timely information about DMT. Good work. I used one on my site http://www.speefnarkle.com/. Hope you don't mind.
Subject: Latin American Journalists
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:11:03 -0700
From:
To: oped@csps.com
Questionable statistics used in author's reference to Latin American journalists. "Peril to the Press" Proper numbers on this site http://www.speefnarkle.com/
A clearing of the flush.
-the rev
Subject: the be-dazzler
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:13:33 -0700
From:
To: drugs@hyperreal.org
have you ever heard rumor of a narcotic referred to as "the be-dazzler". Every attempt to gather information has failed. One reference is on this site http://www.speefnarkle.com/ but the context is confusing.
Thanks in Advance
-the rev
Subject: Obviously Superior - The Charge - Thanks
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:22:16 -0700
From:
To: erik@hightimes.com
Goldie the pimp had a master plan and in that reference of macking history a pimp is only as good as his product. Which just goes to show that your site is very useful. Tools of the Spleen! I actually have an extra copy http://www.speefnarkle.com/
-the rev
Subject: Stoned out of his Gizzard
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:37:53 -0700
From:
To: highart@hightimes.com
Every morning I stumble out of bed, smoke as much weed as humanly possible, turn the computer on, smoke as much weed as humanly possible, and write and smoke as much weed as humanly possible. Then I'll go to sleep and dream about smoking as much weed as humanly possible. More examples reside on my site http://www.speefnarkle.com/
- Reverend Speef Narkle
- 6 ft 1 in
- Reddish Brown Hair
- "the rev"
Subject: Or Lack Of
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:39:39 -0700
From:
To: ralphb@nytimes.com
This is in response to the article that you will write two years from now. I would say that your facts will be wrong, In Fact I could tell that you will have no idea what you are talking about.
-the rev
Subject: Impressive Enough to Scrub the Inside of my Skull
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:49:50 -0700
From:
To: smoke420@mail.wco.com
I smoked out of the Rocket and the blast was so vigorous that I thought midgets were sandblasting the inside of my skull. Pic of me "UTILIZING" the Rocket on site http://www.speefnarkle.com/
Thanks for the vacation
-the rev
Subject: Unification Dooga-Moustache Smoke
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 00:54:51 -0700
From:
To: packmntality@earthlink.net
I keep smoking rotten moustache. I like the van. Lunk Buds the size of Mammoth Scat. http://www.speefnarkle.com/ for frozen trail.
-the rev
Subject: Do you sell Toofas?
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 01:03:59 -0700
From:
To: bong@bongmart.com
When I was in Pakistan we smoked out of a thing called a Toofa. It had a foot pump attached to it. Do you have anything similar? There is a picture of it here http://www.speefnarkle.com/
-Thanks
the rev
Subject: Usage Permission
Date: Thu, 21 Aug 1997 01:13:58 -0700
From:
To: bender@auschron.com
I looked at your site and was impressed.
Subject: Re: blowhole
Date: Sat, 23 Aug 1997 15:19:56 -0700
From:
To: derekj@earthlink.net
References: 1
You stinkbait rud hooker, my sight will rot your fuckin tits off. Its teat brained chowser chumps like you that give carbon-based life forms a bad name.
You'd give gas to a fart,
- the rev
Subject: Re: Spraff
Date: Fri, 29 Aug 1997 23:10:26 -0700
From:
To:
References: 1
Sorbuy,
Adexp lfnfrub rbwly cutskuq. A ui pulled me over last night and I haven't told anyone about it. My cousins and I used to play blarf. We were in England and we used to drink this punch called Oom Bongo. And uncle David couldn't keep away from the stuff. Finally he snorted mustard and got over it.
Join the secret order of the ninja. I, Reverend Speef Narkle, will serve as your guide, a messenger for the true Speef Narkle, Smoker of Truth.
Well anyguts I have to get back to working on my site.
Gratz Meef,
The rev
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My site is better than your site
http://www.speefnarkle.com/
Every Fuckin Weekday!
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