Listen up you greasy chicken fuckers. Speef Narkle Ministries now has the T-Shirts you shit scrapes have been bugging us about. Payment methods have not been set up yet so check back soon. Check out Beef Meat's Tackle Shop for a preview of the goods. Only the Beef Meat cartoon T-shirt and The Farting Rodent T-shirt and Operation: Crumb Weasel will be available this month.

GIVE ME ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY NOW!!!!

- Reverend Speef Narkle "The Six Foot Midget"