||"Well god damn. I guess we're fresh
out of vented butt plugs. Don't worry though, Mrs Mulligan, we
will get another shipment in on Monday." Why are we so mean to
substitute teachers? Like an old lady's bowling ball tits. There's
nothing better than showing off to your class. Substitutes are
a great time to look like a star. With this simple course, you
can be on your way to being in the cool crowd in no time.Wind
up a rubber band and put it in someones hair. When the teacher
leaves the room, yell "Lets Party!" Its easy to score chicks if
you know Morse code.
If someone invites you to the Oprah Winfrey
show, don't agree to go. I was on it once. I had this dream that
my seamonkeys were being cornholed by a Leprichaun. They were
on top of the refrigerator, and I had woken up early to catch
episodes of The Rat Patrol. My seamonkeys were on top of the refrigerator.
I was getting the milk for my cereal and when I looked up this
Leprichaun was humping the shit out of my seamonkeys.
You know Goat Beefing is my all time show!!!!! Just swipe my "card
on file" and bill me for 20 tickets!!!!! I was hoping to see "MY
FAVORITE" GB voted "GB Of The Year"!?!?!?.......Who in the hell
is replacing SHITSPLICER as Chicken Stuffer Of The Year?????.........I
can hear the crowds chanting....... Goat Beefing, Goat Beefing,
Goat Beefing, Goat Beefing, Goat Beefing.........LMAO!!!!