ATTENTION HOAGIE DICKS:
THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT FROM THE PUKESTER

Dear Brother,

So there I was checking out this new exourethane manikin shredder and I thought to myself "I could probably buy cousin logger a new set of hunting binocs and he might make one for me." But if I didn't know any better that wolf penis linograph by van huesen is gonna come in handy sooner than the manikin shredder. Off I walked to make sure that Luke was still whipping up his usual batch of marijuana cupcakes for the school bake-off. I promised Mrs. Mulligan that I would help out with the fundraiser. I got sucked into this because mom is her travel agent. Anyfucks, the van huesen is a top of the line model, offering full CAM support with anti-backlash control onboard. This translates into extreme linograph accuracy, which is necessary if we are hoping to get this years line of dildos out before the market caves in on us. Uncle Eddie relayed some stock info to me the other day. As it turns out R.J. Powerrod & Co. has already released the 2010 version of the Venison Steak, their flagship model. So the rush is on, if we can lay the Softy Fist on the public within the next six weeks we might be able to jam ourselves in the number two position. Between Fingerhut and of course RJ's Venison Steak.

Ciao,
    Sammy

05.05.2000

   Gratz meef,
       Reverend Speef Narkle

speef@dreamscan.com