INT: HIGH SCHOOL MATH CLASS
BLUTODICK sits in back corner of math class. RUGBALL walks in takes
Anusrake, where are you gonna go next year?
Check this place out it's got maid
service in the dorms and the cafeteria
food is fucking good. My friend and I
partied there this weekend. Its fuking
tits. And the chicks are insane. You've
INT: BLUTODICK'S HOUSE
At the dinner table sits. BLUTODICK, BLUTODICK MOM, BLUTODICK DAD.
Honey, when are applications due for
The end of the month.
I still think you should go to L.A. Your
uncle went there.
I was thinking about Weed High.
That's a good school. Mort from the
office went there. If you're really
interested I could have him give you a
EXT: BEACH PARTY NIGHT TIME
Around a keg they are having a normal party. BLUTODICK and RUGBALL
run in different circles but have mutual friends. BLUTODICK sits
in front of fire with girlfriend VARCHAKY. RUGBALL comes up to
Did you get in?
Course. Where are you rooming?
Fart Wolf Towers.
Want to smoke a doobie?
Nah. Don't really touch the stuff.
BLUTODICK walking along the beach with VARCHAKY. Hand in hand. Both
anticipating eventual break up going to different schools.
VARCHAKY is disturbed.
Your friend told me that I better not
hold you back when you leave.
He said what?
I'm scared. Whats going to happen to us?
Baby, I'll visit you and you'll visit me
and of course I'll write.
EXT: DRIVING IN STATION WAGON
BLUTODICK DAD and BLUTODICK pull up to FART WOLF TOWERS. They unload
all the shit. BLUTODICK'S roomate SWARKMAN and his friend HAMCROTCH are
in the room.
Hello Blutodick's Dad.
Alright dad. Thanks.
You kids try to get in trouble, you hear.
SWARKMAN (FAKE LAUGH)
We will Blutodick's Dad.
Door closes on their dorm room. Freeze frame montage. SWARKMAN
hits a button. Mechanical noizes as the ceiling drops open
and mountains of pills fall out. Wall compartment flips open
and it is lined up with syringes. Pull the sheets off the bed
and it is piled with weed packages. Fire poles drop from
cieling and bikini chicks slide down them. (Or up them)
Little steel warehouse style door rolls up and midgets
wielding bongs and lighters set everyone up with tokes.