CONTINUED FROM YESTERDAY:
            
INT: DORM HALL

The RA for the floor is giving an introduction speech. This
floor's RA is CORNBUK JENSEN. He is obviously the most fucked up
person anyone has ever seen. He has a bucket of paint thinner
held under his nose and his helmet is a Weedblaster 5000.
Blow torch system that lights up the weed with the flick of
wrist. Everyother guy than BLUTODICK and RUGBALL are completely
fucked up. They wear costumes that facilitate drug abuse of
all forms. All the women are normal. We see a wide range of
characters. L.D. SASQUATCH (wearing a gorilla suit)
the guy thats a year older but still on the floor.

CORNBUK JENSEN
Now I don't want you taking advantage of
the fact that we have maid service, so no
crapping on the toilet seat.

SQUIRREL FIRE
What about blasting chowder diarreah into
the salad bar?

CORNBUK JENSEN
Thats not a good idea. But if you were to
fill a bean bag full of dumps and
throw it into the pool, that would be OK.

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK
(to oncell phone)
I'll take some oiled cabbage to fuck
during lunch. A half rack of cat turds,
three strings of donkey farts and a
diarrhea omlette.

WAITRESS
(other side of phone)
How would you like your eggs?

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK
Greasy, like my fecees.

WAITRESS
Cat Turds?

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK
With rotting gorilla dicks wrapped in
bacon.

WAITRESS
Rat or mouse piss.

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK
Mouse.

Cannibal Woodchuck pounds his crotch with a squash racket. He turns to the woman next to him. CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK (cont'd) Would you have a meat socket? Cause I got meat.

STEPHANIE
I got two between my legs.

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK
(to woman on other side)
I just pissed on my shoe. Pass it on. She passes gas and collapses.

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK (cont'd)
(to third woman behind him)
Can you find a putty knife because i
would like to pry my nutsack off.

Cut back to CORNBUK JENSEN

CORNBUK JENSEN
... a fox takes a shit in the middle of a
soccer field and it is shaped like a
telephone.

QUEEFRIOT
(Question to CORNBUK JENSEN)
Hows your cornhole?

CORNBUK JENSEN
Shredded. I sliced it in half with
Grandma's cheese grater.

EVIL PIMP WALKS IN: CONTINUED MONDAY


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            Reverend Speefnarkle

04.11.2003

  

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