CONTINUED FROM FRIDAY:
            
EVIL PIMP WALKS IN:

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK
(Still on phone)
...two cans of hot dog shit. Light on the
whipped cream.

CORNBUK JENSEN
(Aside to the closest girl.)
Excuse me while I rip your tits off. ( He
rips her tits off)

CANNIBAL WOODCHUCK
An investment in your education. (Eight
bongs drop from the cieling and he hits
them all.)

Robotic Midgets in gorilla suits come by and mechanically
inject everyone with H.

MISTRESS LOAF
Is that Cornbuk Jensen from WeedMasters 3 and
I'll Smoke Anything, Anywhere?

CORNBUK JENSEN
(As if rudely interrupted from
puffing)
Did someone down there have a question
for me?

EXT: OUTSIDE THE DORM COMPLEX

A VAN drives up. The side of van says DMT. The maids rush
over to it and deliver it in double speed.

INT: BACK INSIDE THE DORMS

MIdgets in gorilla suits deliver carts full of DMT for
everybody in group.

They continue to smoke the hell out of it.

STONER 1
Lets go into Isla Vista.

STONER 2
And get killed? Are you out of your
fuckhole?

INT: BACK IN DORM ROOM

BLUTODICK is laying in bed trying to smoke all the weed that his
teacher has given him. HOT CHICK slides down a slide and
lands in his bed. BLUTODICK gets mad that she is interrupting his
weed studies. He snorts a dishwasher powder container full of
Cocaine. Very stylish jug. A midget in a jazzercise suit runs
by and blows a tube of green powder into BLUTODICK's nose.

CRAP FUCK WILKINS
(Walks into room all stressed
out. He has blower backpack
full of cocaine)
I've been huffing airplane fuel all day
long and I am still only on gallon four.

BLUTODICK
Its cool. Just keep huffing. I've been
trying to smoke these doobies, but this
fucking grass just doesn't seem to
disappear. The more I smoke, the more
there is.

BOB "CHIMPANZEE RECTUM" HOPE
(after overhearing)
I've been humping woodchucks since the
third grade. Its great for the abs. POSSIBLY CONTINUED TOMORROW

       Gratz meef,
            Reverend Speefnarkle

04.14.2003

  

speef@dreamscan.com