CONTINUED FROM FRIDAY:
EVIL PIMP WALKS IN:
(Still on phone)
...two cans of hot dog shit. Light on the
(Aside to the closest girl.)
Excuse me while I rip your tits off. ( He
rips her tits off)
An investment in your education. (Eight
bongs drop from the cieling and he hits
Robotic Midgets in gorilla suits come by and mechanically
inject everyone with H.
Is that Cornbuk Jensen from WeedMasters 3 and
I'll Smoke Anything, Anywhere?
(As if rudely interrupted from
Did someone down there have a question
EXT: OUTSIDE THE DORM COMPLEX
A VAN drives up. The side of van says DMT. The maids rush
over to it and deliver it in double speed.
INT: BACK INSIDE THE DORMS
MIdgets in gorilla suits deliver carts full of DMT for
everybody in group.
They continue to smoke the hell out of it.
Lets go into Isla Vista.
And get killed? Are you out of your
INT: BACK IN DORM ROOM
BLUTODICK is laying in bed trying to smoke all the weed that his
teacher has given him. HOT CHICK slides down a slide and
lands in his bed. BLUTODICK gets mad that she is interrupting his
weed studies. He snorts a dishwasher powder container full of
Cocaine. Very stylish jug. A midget in a jazzercise suit runs
by and blows a tube of green powder into BLUTODICK's nose.
CRAP FUCK WILKINS
(Walks into room all stressed
out. He has blower backpack
full of cocaine)
I've been huffing airplane fuel all day
long and I am still only on gallon four.
Its cool. Just keep huffing. I've been
trying to smoke these doobies, but this
fucking grass just doesn't seem to
disappear. The more I smoke, the more
BOB "CHIMPANZEE RECTUM" HOPE
I've been humping woodchucks since the
third grade. Its great for the abs.
POSSIBLY CONTINUED TOMORROW