GORBAK 7—The scene is Blutark Mesa, a run down stripjoint called Fuckys Beer & Tits, just north of Beef Meat’s Tackle Shop. The dress code is turtleneck, the result is turkeyneck. The women on stage are from another dimension. And the beer. Best fukin beer you’ll ever smoke. On the weekend theres a “nine-to-five special” with weedloaf and tangblast. And for a dollar more you get a speedball chaser. Nope. Theres no place I’d rather spend my 47th birthday than Fuckys.

Gratz meef,
Reverend Speefnarkle