Jesus Christ Jerry. You gotta get up to Gorbak 7 NOW! The hookers up here are fukin amazing. Check out this one. Holy Crapballs, twelve times last night. Twelve fukin times. Anyway and every way you can fukin imagine. Its totally unregulated up here. Rent a suite for an hour. I ended up staying two days with this one. How many bungholes does one man need. I can tell you that three is plenty. Want to know how much it cost me. For the whole fukin two days. Four bucks. The exchange rate is totally insane. I could have ordered another two if I had it in me. I never thought I could have too much. But after the last two days, I gotta give the general a rest. I can barely pee without crying. Whatever you do, just don't ask for a reach around. These chicks could make a walrus limp. By the way, I got their number. And they got friends. So bro, get to the nearest transit center and get your ass up here, cause the pumpin is out of this galaxy and it won't cost you an arm and a leg!

       Gratz meef,
            Reverend Speefnarkle