Diarrhea swans paddling down the stream with kegs of prune juice. Greased zebra taking a dump in a plastic bag. Zebra dropping the bag of poo onto swans. Swans pulling out lazer crossbows and pounding the zebra full of poison bolts. Zebra pulling out chain-mail umbrella. Two ogres crawling out of zebra. Ogres running behind the bridge. Swans taking defensive positions behind logs. Swan calling on ham radio. "You were right. Should we take them down?" Voice returning "Affirmative. Bring back the scalps." Swans whistling. More swans landing in stream. Ogres making hand signals. Ogre pulling out fur-covered periscope. Ogre executing launch code. Airplane with two cat shits on wing launching sharpened jerkey sticks. Beef jerkey slamming into the ground. Swans flying off the screen. Ogres high-fiving. Ogres getting high.


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Get a life buddy. Weed smoking is for losers.

Posted by: poonovich at April 13, 2005 3:38 AM

Bet ogres would have big-ass bongs...

Posted by: Mad Jester at April 13, 2005 1:38 PM

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