Where K-Bork grew up, cornholing was considered a sport. Once you got a boner you were expected to skewer a gopher. That was considered training and it still is. After a week, when someone graduated from packing ground dwellers, they'd have to fillet something in the light ruminates, like a sheep or a llama. By the time most dudes were in college they had put in about eight or nine miles of rod travel. Thats why all those guys win the Pan-American Sportfuking Invitational every year.