Continued from previous day

INT. LIVING ROOM
                                  JEB (cont'd)
                             (still reading letter)
                         Now I find out I was just a front
                         so that you could cornhole
                         squirrels without being suspected.
                         Well this isn't the life I dreamed
                         of when I was a little girl. So
                         it's over. Goodbye.

Jeb crumples up the letter and throws it down. The door
outside creaks open. K-Bork walks in.

JEB (cont'd)
Is she with you?

K-BORK
Nope. It's all clear. Thanks for
not ratting me out.

JEB
Shit. You're my brother in-law.
Were my brother in-law. You want
your suit back?

K-BORK
Look Jeb. We're gonna get you out
of this.

JEB
Not this time. I'm going down.

K-BORK
I got one more trick under my
sleeve.

JEB
What shit are you trying to pull.

K-BORK
Judge Mensil.

JEB
What. You gonna hamstring him?

K-BORK
Better.

JEB
Blow his car up?

K-BORK
Nope. Chicken fukin'. I got a
picture of him waist-deep into an
angry hen.

JEB
Are you fukin with me?

K-BORK
Nope. Tonight I release it to the
news. You'll be walking by
tomorrow.

JEB
Well shit. I'm getting hungry.
What's on the menu at Betsy's?

K-BORK
Hell, half this town lost their
virginity at Milt's farm.

JEB
I know. Sheriff Wattle's gettin
state money to crack down. Speaking
of crack. What's on the menu at
Betsy's?

K-BORK
Old Zexxler should be on that
stand, not you. All them squirrels
runnin everywhere. That's
enticement.

JEB
K-Bork. What's on the menu at
Betsy's?

K-BORK
Aw fuk. Jeb. Betsy said you ain't
allowed near her place no more.
People won't eat the squirrel stew
if you're around. We could hit
Zexxler's for one last blast.

JEB
Who's driving?

CURTAIN CLOSES


Latest Pimpsteaks

Pimpsteak Archive

Comments

mouse dick

Posted by: C. Vincenzo Smid-Bartus at June 8, 2005 5:49 PM

I smoke so much fucking weed between 9PM and 2AM. Lucky for me I can still read. And thats why speefnarkle is a good site cause when I am fuckhoused its the only thing that I can understand.

Posted by: Fuck House at June 10, 2005 10:37 PM

Kudos to whoever cornholed their way through my back fence. We're putting up a brick wall. I hope you break your dick.

Posted by: Your neighbor. at June 10, 2005 11:06 PM

Post a comment









Remember personal info?







HOME | NEWS | FILMS | GAMES | STORE | PIMPSTEAK | WWWBOARD | ABOUT | CONTACT
© 2006 speefnarkle.com